May The Force Be With You

It is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships from a hidden base on the planet Disney, have won their first victory against the evil Galactic Empire.

During the battle, rebel spies manage to steal the plans to the Empire’s ultimate weapon, the Death Hat.

Pursued by the Empire, Princess Isla races home aboard her starship, the Rhinoceros, custodian of the stolen plans that can save her people and restore freedom to the galaxy.

Meanwhile, on the planet Hollywood (trademark pending), a young man was about to begin a quest that only Steven Spielberg could fantasize about. He was about to become a Jedi Knight

The path the young Padawan took to becoming a Jedi was not an easy one.

 In just over an hour, he was fully trained and ready to do battle with the evil Galactic Empire.

He received his grueling training from a guy who knew a guy, who knew a guy that had a friend who met Yoda in a bar in Miami.  

Armed with the skills of a Jedi Knight and along with his trusted companion Daddy won Kenobi, he went looking for trouble.

Meanwhile Princess Lei had succumbed to an evil plot by the Empire.  Constructing a Princess souvenir shop on the planet Bibbidee Bobbidee Boutique, they lured her in to do a little shopping.

What’s a princess without a tiara?

Hearing the news of Princess Isla’s capture, Ronan and Daddy won Kenobi jumped on their land speeders and made haste to rescue the beautiful Princess Isla. 

They tracked her to the planet of Honey I Shrunk the Kids. Fighting off giant ants........

and humongous spiders, they brought Princess Isla safely back to the Planet Disney where they plotted the attack of the Death Hat.

Armed with only the Force and some really cool three-d glasses Ronan and Daddy won Kenobi took on the Death Hat.

They were successful in destroying the Death Hat but soon learned that the evil Darth Grand Pater had escaped. They tracked him down and in one grand final duel, the power for good succeeded over the power for evil.

 
And we all know how this ends.   Ronan discovered that the Princess was really his sister and the last words spoken by Darth Grand Pater……..

 “Ronan, I’m your grandfather”.