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Mr. Phelps, your mission, if you choose to accept it, will be a daring escape from China. You and your team will ex-filtrate yourselves from the Harbin Institute of Technology campus via public transportation and make your way to the Holiday Inn at 90 Jingwei Jie, Daoli District, Harbin.
Once there you will check in, using your real name. Go to your economy room immediately. Note, the first class room has more leg room.
Once there, shed several layers of clothes and slip into the hotel supplied warm, comfy terry towel robes.
Check out what movies are showing on HBO and watch some CNN while sipping inexpensive French wine.
Check the room service menu for North American like food and order as required.
Spend the day reconnoitering the area near your hotel. In the evening, infiltrate a group of foreigners, posing as their friend. The designated meeting site has been set for the Starbucks on Zhongyang Dajie. The password is "Grande non-fat cappuccino." Proceed to a wonderful, all be it expensive Japanese restaurant. Be careful of the saki.
Finish with a coffee dessert at at KFC before returning to base.
If you are prepared to accept this mission, make a reservation and ensure that your team enjoys itself. This tape will self destruct in 10 seconds.
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