Shèngdàn kuàilè / 圣诞快乐 / Merry Christmas

Nonie filled the courtyard with festive lanterns to make sure Santa found us here in China.. It worked.

Chinese youth are embracing Santa and Christmas so I don't think it will be long before Santa adds another  1,300,000,000 people to his naughty or nice list and in all likelyhood will need to outsource his toy making.  But after viewing most of your gifts, you may have found that he has already outsourced much of his work. 



Hope Santa has found all of you and that your Christmas is everything you want it to be.



 

Made in China

They day started early, with Doctor J and I being coerced into decorating gingerbread cookies. All this before brunch. Nonie was on a mission to get ready for our 3rd annual "Get Free Decorations For The Christmas Tree" party.

Some called it a "sweat shop" but we preferred to call it a "sweet shop.' For a chance to indulge in Nonie's delicious desserts, our friends were required to produce not less then one Christmas tree decoration every 30 minutes with one fifteen minute coffee break and no Workman's Compensation, vacation pay or health benefits. 

With a lot of bah humbugs, they started slowly but with a warm, festive fire burning on the television and the sounds of Michael Buble singing Christmas carols in the background, they got busy.

















And voila, by the end of the night we had a fully decked out tree with all the trimmings. 











Awarding the prize for creativity was very difficult.

Ultimately the prize went to the newest members of our extended family. Helen and Konstantin, who were joined by their roommate Sveta, seen here in the middle.










We may have discovered a new business model. Still working on crunching the numbers but will keep all you prospective investors in the loop.

Thanks to Konstantin, for allowing me to use some of his picutres.  

CAR, CAR, CAR!

For my regular readers (all three of you), you have often heard me  comment on the number of  cars that are clogging up what was once a pristine car free campus.

With this in mind, I thought perhaps a little background research was necessary to confirm my  observations here at HIT. A microcosm of what is happening in China.

Even our young neighbor has been bitten by the car bug.

When we first visited Beijing in 2003, our impression then was of bicycles, bicycles and more bicycles. In 2003, 36% of all commuting (under 3 kilometres) in Beijing was done by either bicycle or walking.  Statistics for that period indicated that there were more bicycles in Beijing than people.

 







In 2011, less then 6% of commuting was done by bicycles. 

Some of the reduction can be attributed to the excellent Beijing public transit system that has developed, especially since the 2008 Summer Olympics. China has put the mass into mass transit. As well, there were over 80,000 taxis on the road in 2011 as compared to 50,000 in 2003.




In 2003 there were just over  3,000,000 private cars registered in China. In 2011, over 80,000,000 private cars are now registered. I am prepared to swear that most of them are driving at high speeds around the HIT campus.

In 2010, it was estimated that China would surpass all other countries and become the world's largest auto market outselling even the caraholic Americans. Mission accomplished.










Over 17,000,000 private cars were purchased by the Chinese in 2010 with that number expected to exceed 18,000,000 in 2012

Only 3 of  every 100 people in China own a car, as compared to 80 of every 100 people in North America. It is this number that has Chinese and World car manufacturers salivating. So many people, so little time.






 But China's road to the automobile has not been without cost. 
 
 
China has the highest rate of road fatalities and accidents in the world. While they have only 3% of all cars in the world, they have 22% all recorded highway accidents. I emphasize recorded. The Chinese are absolutely anal about reporting every little scrape and scratch. And there are a lot of them, amazingly not on taxis given their high mileage.  



The rise in automobile ownership in America brought stagnation and slow death  to the downtown cores of many North American cities. Cars gave people the freedom to live further from work. Their exodus to the "burbs" gave birth to the "mall" with their giant parking lots. This led to the creation of "freeways" to move these people back to the downtown which resulted in the invention of  "traffic jams" or as I like to call them, "slow parking lots".




The same problems are happening in Chinese cities.



There is no more rush in Harbin's rush hour.







China has put the jam into traffic jam with a recent one in Northwest China lasting more than three days. 



HIT's solution to the campus problem was to institute pay parking and install speed bumps along  with speed limit signs which for the most part are ignored.  The car is king in China and pedestrians are just mobile speed bumps.

I think we need to consider returning to the good old days.

Mission: Escape From China

Cue music.


Mr. Phelps, your mission, if you choose to accept it, will be a daring escape from China. You and your team will ex-filtrate yourselves from the Harbin Institute of Technology campus via public transportation and make your way to the Holiday Inn at 90 Jingwei Jie, Daoli District, Harbin.

 
Once there you will check in, using your real name. Go to your economy room immediately. Note, the first class room has more leg room.

Once there, shed several layers of clothes and slip into the hotel supplied warm, comfy terry towel robes.

Check out what movies are showing on HBO and watch some CNN while sipping inexpensive French wine.

Check the room service menu for North American like food and order as required. 

Spend the day reconnoitering the area near your hotel. In the evening, infiltrate a group of foreigners, posing as their friend. The designated meeting site has been set for the Starbucks on Zhongyang Dajie. The password is "Grande non-fat cappuccino."  Proceed to a wonderful, all be it expensive Japanese restaurant. Be careful of the saki.





Finish with a coffee dessert at at KFC before returning to base.


If you are prepared to accept this mission, make a reservation and ensure that your team enjoys itself. This tape will self destruct in 10 seconds.

Someone Forgot to Tell the Chinese

 
 The 5th Almost Annual HIT Foreign Teachers Invitational Open Ping Pong Tournament was held recently and came off with out a hitch. The only surprise, not a single event was won by a Chinese player. Shhhhh, don't tell the Chinese.

If you were to ask anyone from my generation, " What sport do the Chinese excel at?" and our immediate response would be "ping pong".  Ping pong was introduced to the Chinese at the beginning of the 20th Century by visiting/marauding Westerners.

 

China first appeared on the world stage at the World Championships in 1956, became world champions in 1961, a title they held for the next handful of years. . From 1965 to 1971, China closed itself off to the world (See history on Mao and Cultural Revolution), disappearing from international ping pong competition.

In 1971, ping pong became a bridge to once again open up China to the world.  Chinese and American teams met in competition, the event becoming known as "Ping Pong Diplomacy". It resulted in open communications between China and the USA for the first time in many decades and a visit by Nixon in 1972. By 1981, China once again dominated the sport, winning all the gold medals at the 2008 Olympics in Beijing.

So you are asking  yourself, "What happened in Harbin?" Once again the Powerful Persian, Abbas dominated defeating Doctor J in the final of the  A event. The B, C, D and E events were won by a Korean, Russian, Russian and a Korean respectively. Does this indicate a crack in China's continued dominance in ping pong.  If it is, the Chinese don't seem to worried, they are too busy dominating  other sports.

I first saw Wang Binyu in the World Univerisiade Games in Harbin in 2009 where she, much to my shock defeated the Canadian team in the gold medal event for curling.

 Yes, curling. She went on, a few weeks later to win the Women's World Curling Championships. I saw Binyu one more time when she captured the bronze medal in the 2010 Winter Olympics in Vancouver.




 

She started curling for the first time in 2001 on a two sheet curling rink in Harbin and seen here in this picture. There are only two other curling facilities in China though I read, they are building a two sheet facility in Shanghai.

 
You can add swimming, diving, badminton, tennis, gymnastics and basketball to the list of China's current or future dominance in sports.  Yes basketball. Basketball has become huge in China. On most days, the 30 courts located outside our apartment are filled with students dribbling and slam dunking accompanied by the requisite yells and high fives. Even a little snow doesn't slow them down 

It hasn't exactly been an overnight sensation that some may think. Basketball was first introduced to China by the YMCA with the first recorded game played in 1895 by the Nankai Tigers.









China's first Olympic appearance was at the Berlin Olympics in 1936 where they actually won 1 game. They have since appeared in 10 more Olympics starting in 1975 at Montreal. They have dominated the sport in the Asian region for decades. The Chinese Basketball Association (CBA) is the most established  professional league in China, with 17 teams. Yao Ming is the most notable of seven players who started in the CBA and made it to the NBA. The NBA has a strong presence in China.

 At present there are about 10 ex-NBA players playing in the CBA with Tracy McGrady the most high profile player.

But I digress. We ended the tournament with a lovely dinner in a nice restaurant capped off by a delicious feed of Nonie's desserts. The perfect end to the 5th Almost Annual  HIT Invitational Open Ping Pong Tournament.